As told to me by a cute ESL boy last Thursday: "I have a joke for you." "Ok, tell me" "I want to tell you a joke." "Please, I'd love to hear it." "OK. Why six scared seven. Hehehehehe." "Oh, I love this joke!!! It's my favorite! -Because seven, eight, nine! Hahahahaha." "You get it? Seven, ate (making food towards mouth gestures), eight - the number, nine. Six, Seven, Nine, Eight. You get it?" "Yes and that is my favorite joke in the whole world and I'm glad you get it." "It's so funny." "Yes, yes it is." I think I'm going to through a few of these out to him: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The garden was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his post in the desert.
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August 2012 This is the lot that was recently bought. (well not really recently, but with all we've had on our plates and for the sake of rhyme and because I want to, I'm saying recently) So now you can see where we'll hopefully be next year when the weather turns ugly. (ok, I probably shouldn't say that because the weather can turn ugly pretty much anytime here in Oklahoma- here's the change...) So now you can see where we'll hopefully be next year when the weather turns cold or before we get more old or that will not be sold (again) or ... let's just stop with cold. It sounds better that way. So now you can see where we'll hopefully be next year when the weather turns cold. Done. We purchased this land from a brother and sister who's mother had left it to them. For them, it had originally been a 10 acre plot where their family had horse fields and a very funky, awesome house (that is currently being renovated &