It has two buttons.
Two buttons has my shirt.
And had it not two buttons,
It still would be my shirt.
And my fatty arm would've been wayyyyy more comfortable for the last, ummmmm, five (?) years.
(Loving this year's lost and found theme. Seriously. I really could've 'let out' these sleeves long ago. Very glad to have finally noticed. Especially since I've not exercised or eaten well the past 10 months. Oh well, at least the sleeves looked good for miss H's wedding festivities.)